'You are impeding on my luxury experience': Delusional Karen leaves savage note complaining about neighbor's non-existent dog

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    Handwriting - Was on my sister's apartment door. She doesn't even own a dog, and is barely home Karen He You are impeding on my Luxury experience by: __Walking ridiculously hard Pulling out your chairs - get padding your dog wakes me up every morning at 5.30AM If these issues don't gut Resolund I will make an official complaint Your neighbor underneath you
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    Font - Purple_Pieman 16 hr. ago Only a total d would use the phrase "impeding on my luxury experience"........ 1.4k Reply Share
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    Font - Crafty-Shape2743. 16 hr. ago All that noise going on, dogs, chairs moving, while the person isn't there and doesn't have a dog? I'd set up hourly ghost hunter tours! Make bank. 1.3k Reply Share
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    Font - kgro. 16 hr. ago I think what truly impedes her luxury experience is the disconnect between her imaginary existence in the unicorn penthouse in Bahamas and the type of place she lives in right now 523 Reply Share
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    Rectangle - PunkRey 15 hr. ago The sister should start loudly meowing at 5:30 every morning. 4 331 Reply Reply Share
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    Font - OrangeSilver 16 hr. ago . Does she have really long toe nails that clack on the flooring with her every step?! ↑ 141 ↓ Reply Share
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    Font - _chrom 15 hr. ago Nope. Tap dancer .
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    Rectangle - no_usernames_vacant 16 hr. ago Make the complaint first and start jumping on the floor. 131 Reply Share
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    Font - Salty-Queen87. 15 hr. ago Tell her to do it, so your sister can be like "bam! No dog, I'm rarely home, this b harassing me." Then Karen is in the S 120 Reply Share
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    Font - wastelandho I've worked on apartments like this and it isn't just the apartment above you that you're hearing, it's the one above you and the ones on either side of them. If it wasn't for the "impeding on my luxury" line I might agree because having neighbors above you can take adjusting to say the least... but also, the note giver seems like an absolute d bag. 70 15 hr. ago Reply Share
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    Font - Guatemaulan. 14 hr. ago She probably is hearing people next to her, but can't quite place the sound and assumes it's coming from upstairs. Still, it's such a rude note. I'd be inclined to work with her if she started out being nice, but this b those war. You need to play loud music, do lots of jumping workouts, and maybe get a bowling ball to set up a home bowling game lol
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    Gesture - rebuiltlogan 14 hr. ago Luxury apartments can't hear their neighbors, dear
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    Font - Jaded-Permission-324. 12 hr. ago Sounds like a neighbor my husband and I once had: she would leave notes like that claiming that we were keeping her kid awake, when all we were doing was practically tiptoeing to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Next thing we knew, we were being hauled into court for disturbing the peace. She never showed up for the court date so the charges were dismissed. The next time she started banging on her ceiling, we called the cops on her.
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    Font - emdaawesome OP. 8 hr. ago My mom said a neighbor wrote a note to them when we were living in an apartment, and complained about noise. Noise from, you know, two babies learning how to walk and a toddler. You can't really control that!
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    Human body - tigerjacket 14 hr. ago How dare she pull out a chair and sit down!

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